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"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"
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"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""
"[job interview] How did you lose your last job? ""I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future."" Sir, this is McDonald's."
"I went off on a tan gent once He was wasting all his time at the beach"
"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it!"
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber. edit: words"
"What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design."
"Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer."
"I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen."