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Joke of the Day

"The song ""Hotel California"" could never be admitted into evidence in a court of law. It's entirely hearsay (he said/she said)"

"Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one."

"If God doesn't want us to masturbate... then why does he always make one sock disappear in the dryer?"

"A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine but whatever you do don't cure her."

"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got his glasses, so he's fine."

"My description of today's front page... BEARY FUNNY!!!! http://i.imgur.com/en5msOs.png"

"What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike."

"May I talk to you about Jesus Christ? - how I get out of any situation"

"What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader"

"Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer."