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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."

"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"Every cab is the cash cab if you've got a gun."

"""If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience."" Back to school for you My friend!"

"What do you call an old barometer? Weathered."

"What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord? G-sus"

"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"

"Autocorrect is like being drunk: You only realise what it did after you have left a bad impression."