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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. -- Some Sumerian, 1900 BC"

"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."

"What's the difference between a pre-pickled pickle and an ice tray full of semen? One of them is a cucumber and the other is a cumcuber."

"this beer contains chemicals known to the state of california to cause ice cold refreshment"

"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""

"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."

"I heard Plexiglass coffins are making a comeback, but... Remains to be seen."

"I support international women day! Because American women are so much less fun."

"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"