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Joke of the Day

"Every cab is the cash cab if you've got a gun."

"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."

"My mate was killed yesterday, the bookies he worked in collapsed and he was pinned against the wall by boxes of betting slips. Firemen tried to help but the odds were stacked against him."

"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."

"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."

"Scientists have finally proved that Friday the 13th IS unlucky Trump is still alive"

"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"

"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."

"Yesterday, Bill Clinton endorsed Newt Gingrich's immigration policy Today he's endorsing Herman Cain's domestic policy."

"My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden."