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Joke of the Day

"""If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience."" Back to school for you My friend!"

"What's the difference between hitler and a gay man. A 45 degree angle."

"What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? An astro-fizzy-tits"

"I'm sorry I burned down your house, but the Mythbusters told me not to try it at home and you should really lock your doors when you go out."

"What do you call a Chinese man with a lot of cats and dogs? A pet shop owner you racist scum!"

"Q: What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick? A: ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""

"Officer: You were speeding. Me: I am trying to keep up with traffic. O: There Is no traffic. M: I am really far behind."

"Ever hear about the worst international trade deal ever? It was tarifful..."

"The biggest problem with my business selling pens and pencils..... Having stationery stock"

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin."