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Joke of the Day
"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue. I am schizophrenic. I am too."
"What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce? A seizure salad."
"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."
"My buddy purchased a book called ""Double Your Dating"" So I asked him if he could multiply 0 X 2."
"3 days ago I put a sign on my door that said ""I'll be back in 20 minutes"". Nobody has bothered me since and I'm never taking it down."
"[lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you're supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone"
"What do you call the son of a Mexican and an Israeli? Jewnor."
"My sex life is like finding a parking spot in town. All the good ones are taken, so sometimes when no one is looking I have to stick it into disabled one."
"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."