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Joke of the Day

"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"

"How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons :D"

"What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy? The horse knows when I'm grooming him."

"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"

"The symptoms of Ebola... ... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages .."

"What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg? ""'Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."""

"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She uses the other one to moan."

"Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart."