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"What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord? G-sus"
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"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."
"What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the"
"LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite."
"How is American Beer similar to making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
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"I am listening carefully, but let's be honest, your menu options haven't changed."
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