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Joke of the Day

"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"

"If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for you."

"Why did the muscle miss class? ...because it wasn't a-tendon!"

"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."

"Hubby took the kids downstairs and is letting me sleep in! I'm so excit..never mind, I hear crying already. I think it's my husband."

"Yo mama so ugly just after she was born her mother said ""What a treasure!"" and her father said ""Yes let's go bury it."""

"(Teaching Kid to Ride a Bike) KID:Dad, I'm scared ME:It's okay. The closest tree is a mile away TREE:*rushes up to kid and clotheslines him*"

"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."

"I got fired today ""what? why?"" no idea ""you have no idea?"" nope ""I'm confused when did this happen?"" between pre break break and break"

"Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!"""