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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus."
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"What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Chinese person? Cha-Ching"
"Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there."
"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."
"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"
"Hired a gardener today and gave him a list of things to do. When I got back home he'd only done tasks 1,3 & 5. Turns out he's an odd job man."
"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."
"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... ...Then I turned 12."
"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."
"My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you. Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)"