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Joke of the Day

"Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there."

"All I want is a gummy bear that's the size of a grizzly."

"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."

"My son used to check under the bed for monsters. So once I hid under there - so he'd see me and laugh. Anyway, child therapy is pricey."

"My friend asks ""what is long hard and full of seamen"" random female says ""definitely not your dick."""

"what gets wet when it dries?? a towel"

"What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? oral sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak"

"[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper"

"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"

"For Sale: 2kg of Mentha sachalinensis Mint."