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Joke of the Day
"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... ...Then I turned 12."
Next Joke
"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."
"I have four problems in life... ...counting, remembering and counting."
"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos"
"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? Titanic didn't toilet."
"They say we are created in Gods image. So does that mean he smells the toilet paper after wiping too?"
"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."
"Why are poodles suspicious of strangers? Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile."
"Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up"
"How can you always break even at the casino? Play the change machines."