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Joke of the Day

"I hear Chikfila is becoming more PC... They now have transtender bathrooms."

"gardens are insane. ""Oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."""

"Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars."

"Maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes."

"What is a nudist's favourite alcoholic drink? A daiquiri."

"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"

"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."

"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."

"If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties."

"Where did Czechslovakia split up? At the Czech-out line."