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Joke of the Day

"I wish someone would leave a horse's head in my bed so that when my kids sneak up on me in the morning, I can be like, BAM, horse's head."

"""Any women in the audience who think I'm a male chauvinist, say ""Boooo!"" Every woman in the audience yelled ""Booo!"" The speaker said to the crowd, ""Obedient little bitches, aren't you?"""

"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"

"Why are dirty jokes so uncommon Because the punchline's always so hard"

"They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night."

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"Shocked to see Gravity win a special effects award. Thought it was actually filmed in space"

"I want to be in a heavy metal band just so I can scream terrible things at crowds of people and not be accused of having PMS."

"Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk."