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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a brony in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
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"""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"" ""Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"" ""Not this time. Our dog died."""
"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""
"No arms no legs What do you call a Mexican prostitute who has no arms and no le/"
"why did god create the yeast infection so women could see what it's like to live with a miserable cunt"
"I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred."
"Border collies are not very inbred... You know what dogs *are* inbred? Hotdogs."
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable? Lettuce be grape friends."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me She said something else about my chronic lying disorder but I wasn't really listening"
"I decided not to let C into my fancy club. It lacks class."