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Joke of the Day
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."
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"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"
"How do I apply this ointment ""liberally"" without compromising my conservative christian values?"
"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."
"What does sex and banks have in common? You put it in, you take it out, then you lose interest!"
"How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they get extra credits for it"
"Now, if we could only get some white smoke to come out of the White House's chimney."
"Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air? They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized."
"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."