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Joke of the Day
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."
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"What do you get when you mix batteries and water? Watt-er"
"""Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."" *shakes tambourine* ""Got any others?"" *shakes tambourine* ""Sounds a lot like the last one"""
"What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed."
"Marriage is a workshop.........The husband works & The wife shops"
"You're pretty like a pearl... ...Pearl Harbor; all shot up."
"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."
"Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!"
"Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, ""Moo."" The second cow says, ""Damn, man... I was just about to say that!"""
"""I never weigh myself"" -People who weigh themselves daily"