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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a baby boy cry twice? Make him suck your bloody dick."
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"I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket."
"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."
"How do you know ancient Egyptians were black? Because they never dig up daddies."
"Self-refilling glass. Just add water"
"""Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"" ""Um, it's like that in every country, son."""
"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."
"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."
"Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!"