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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."

"[First date] So what do you do for a living? ""I'm a florist"" WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THE FLOOR? WHAT HAS IT DONE TO YOU, IS IT BECAUSE IT'S LAVA?"

"I fucked an Asian in an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !"

"What is the stinkiest businessman? Entra-Manure"

"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"

"What did Scooby Doo ask Shaggy for to order online porn? A Reddit card"

"In a landslide victory, landslides crush their opponents."

"Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face."

"Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me."