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Joke of the Day
"How do you know ancient Egyptians were black? Because they never dig up daddies."
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"What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team."
"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"
"Why is minotaur pretty ugly? Because it is an Oxy+moron."
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"
"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."
"What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can't peanut-butter it into her ass !"
"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."
"I sent ten puns into a contest to see if one could win. No pun in ten did."