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Joke of the Day
"I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket."
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"My own ass has been talking shit... but it's just a bunch of hot air."
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice! Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone."
"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"
"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?"
"I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said ""Yeah, pump 6."""
"8- Dad, why is there oxygen on earth, but not on any other planet? M- Are you sure you just don't want to know where baby's come from?"
"if the invisible man comes to the door Tell him I can't see him! this was a joke my dad made ok dont judge me judge my dad"
"I tried fixing my muffler today... ...well, it's exhausting."