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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James? Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"

"I've always wanted to walk into a large room and be the most beautiful woman in there. But I'm scared of Walmarts :("

"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra... The police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals..."

"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""

"Of all the stupid things the church makes people believe, leading everyone to believe they can and should sing is the absolute worst."

"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."

"You have no idea how hard it is to find a greeting card for your wife that says, ""I don't remember where I left the baby."""

"Yo mama's so fat, even Dora cannot explore her!"

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? You can keep the tip"