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Joke of the Day
"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines wet dream... As the winner of a damp-t-shirt contest."
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"11: Dad, what's your spirit animal? Mine's a tiger. Me: Remember that chubby mouse named Gus in the baby-tee from Cinderella? 11: ..."
"The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, Happy gets out."
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"Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment ""You 3 look incredible!!"""
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"What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves? Your mom."
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