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Joke of the Day

"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""

"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"

"Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done? They were always either Russian or Stalin."

"Why can't you escape the angry forest? Because there are mad trees."

"What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch? A pie shart."

"*wakes up early* *goes for morning jog* *calls wife to pick him up because he's made a terrible mistake*"

"R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist."

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"Why were the coffee beans upset? Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."