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Joke of the Day

"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""

"Cure for AIDS Doctor : Eat lots of raw peppers, and spicy food. Patient : How will that cure my AIDS? Doctor: It won't, but now you know what your asshole is for."

"Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen)"

"I came. I saw. I... Oh, shit! Does anyone know how to remove semen from woodworking tools?"

"How to you make a Hormone? You kick her in the groin."

"Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would."

"How does an atheist start their prayers? To Whom It May Concern"

"""I'd like a bowl of soup please."" ""Any sides?"" ""I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."""

"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."

"Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."