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Joke of the Day

"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"

"I'm still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant's bathroom... I hope everything is ok."

"I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson has had two children and didn't name either one ""Homer"""

"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"What is green and if you press a button its red? A frog in a mixer."

"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."

"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."

"What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it? Ubisoft"

"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."