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Joke of the Day

"What is green and if you press a button its red? A frog in a mixer."

"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."

"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."

"Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever"

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"

"I didn't say you are fat, I just said that going out with you feels like going on a double date"

"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."

"Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!"

"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."