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Joke of the Day

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."

"What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep? Salt."

"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."

"Today is a very special day. The one day a year I can say I have a girl."

"They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past one present and no future."

"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"

"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"Why do Asian students do so well in school? Because an Asian without A's is a sin"

"I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it."

"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"