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Joke of the Day
"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."
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"I just read that the average person spends 2 weeks waiting for a traffic light to change. Fuck that. I'd run it after 3 or 4 minutes tops."
"What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes!"
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"
"What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass."
"A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef."
"How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right"
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
"God said to peter come fourth... But Peter came fifth and won a toaster"
"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."