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Joke of the Day

"Why do Asian students do so well in school? Because an Asian without A's is a sin"

"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."

"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."

"Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor"

"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."

"CAPS LOCK. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY!"

"While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? You butterfly!"

"What has four legs and yells ""Hodi doh, hodi doh?"" Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."

"Everyone in my class is arguing about science, And I'm just sitting here, maths debating."

"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""