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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"

"What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee? Getting ready for work"

"What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook."

"What do you call a lame horse? Elmer"

"What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon? RRRRtillary."

"ATTN FILMMAKERS: Is it possible the future won't be colored a bleak greenish gray with constant rain, or are you really sure of this?"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the Ref was blowing fowls!"

"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday."

"To do list: 1) Change Facebook name to 'No One' 2) 'Like' peoples statuses."