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Joke of the Day
"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"
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"Why did the Hipster burn his lip? He drank coffee before it was cool."
"Me: guess what I shaved! Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore"
"Twitter is what happens when you take the red pill and the blue pill."
"What do Jewish termites do for Passover? They have a cedar dinner."
"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."
"My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video."
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"
"I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. ""You'll die too,"" I say. ""9 lives,"" my cat whispers, lighting a match."