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Joke of the Day
"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."
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"The word ""nothing"" is a palindrome. ""Nothing"" reversed is ""Gnihton"". Which also means nothing."
"""Knock, Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""The Pilot, let me in!"""
"What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach? A barffalo"
"If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them."
"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."
"So /r/cringepics posted something actually cringeworthy."
"Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun."
"Happy penis to Sigmund Freud. What? No, I'm pretty sure I said ""birthday."""
"If Hillary wins the election, emails be like... [removed]"