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Joke of the Day
"What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral? Mourning Wood"
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"I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air He calls the routine ""Creation Eggs Nihilo"""
"I was mugged today... I was mugged in an alley today, all they took was my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about that."
"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"
"Speed-dating, but it's just me going from table to table stealing fries from unsuspecting couples gazing longingly into each other's eyes"
"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"
"What should we call Trump's newest scandal? Golden Gate."
"A Jew, a mathematician and an Irishman enter a bar Bartender says: ""How did you all land up in the wrong joke?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !"
"Where do flying pigs land? the airpork!"