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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scientist study soda? Because he was a physicist."

"What I say: No! What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 20 beers!!"

"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"

"What do retards wear on their heads? Handicaps"

"Patient: Hey that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax I'm coming to it."

"My goal is just to find someone I can comfortably hate everything with for the rest of my life."

"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."

"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"

"What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common? They're both D-composed."