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Joke of the Day
"How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server? D--Dos"
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"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"
"Dreamers dream. Livers detoxify."
"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."
"""Son it's time we had the talk"" ""Cmon dad I know about se.."" ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"" ""What?"" ""It was an inside job"""
"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"
"It's disturbing when the water pressure in a drinking fountain drops when a toilet is flushed, but even more so when it gets stronger."
"Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
"What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot? ISIS"
"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"