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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my neutron stars Hot, dense, and degenerate."
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"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"
"2 paedophiles on a beach. One says to the other.... ""Can you get out of my son please?"""
"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"
"On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !"
"Can you think of something more ironic than being a gay chiropractor? Choosing a career in which your job is to make people straight again."
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"
"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you f'n racist!!"
"When I'm bored, I like to hold wedding ceremonies for my kitchen utensils. ""I now pronounce you pan and knife."""
"When German politics go right, they go far right. Right through Poland"