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Joke of the Day

"If you see your friend Jack on the plane... Don't say hi. Especially if his last name is King."

"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"

"I've always wanted to be in a circle jerk, but nobody else was interested... So I started cloning myself, and now I've come full circle!"

"Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins."

"What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man"

"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""

"I was driving down the road when I spotted a black man walking along carrying a TV over his shoulder... ...I asked myself, ""Is that mine?"" Then I realized, mine was at home shining my shoes!"

"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"

"Don't spend too much on toilet paper It's all for shit, anyway."