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Joke of the Day

"Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins."

"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."

"5: ""Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants."" Me: ... 5: ... Me: ""It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."""

"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says ""get the fuck outta here"""

"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""

"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? About 2 inches."

"Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart."

"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."

"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."