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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"
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"*wife puts down dinner plate* *single pea rolls off plate* Me: oh no we have an esca-pea Wife: Me: I don't care I think it's still funny"
"4-year-old from next door got a whistle for his birthday and I got 1 phone call."
"I have the body of a god. Too bad that god is Buddha."
"Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower."
"Don't die a virgin Because there are terrorists waiting for you."
"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law."
"Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results."
"What gym did Socrates go to? The Y."
"THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree"