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Joke of the Day

"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to think of it, and another to repost it a day later."

"why does the official Reddit app aways crash? Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"

"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"

"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."

"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."

"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"

"Honestly, everyone can get fucked... So what if I don't know what 'apocalypse' means? It's not the end of the world!"

"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."

"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."

"In the old days you could send your kid to the store with a note to get your cigarettes. Now they need a mask and a knife."