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Joke of the Day

"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."

"Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."

"If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?"

"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"

"Did you hear there was a stick up on the bridge? Yeah, they don't know how it got up there considering there are no trees there."

"When talking to a girl, their boobs are like the sun... You can't look at them for very long unless you have sunglasses"

"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"

"I go for chubby girls because they can't run away"

"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""