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Joke of the Day

"And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*"

"Overheard a phone conversation today **Father** - ""What has a small dick and hangs down? **Son** - ""What?"" **Father** - ""A bat. What has a big dick and hangs up?"" **Son** - ""What?"" ""click"""

"My local bar was having a fund raiser for dyslexia It was all you can drink for ages 12 and up"

"An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat. However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat."

"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."

"Why do Asians have small breasts Because their fathers only allow for A's."

"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"

"Hey girl, are you Harambes enclosure? Because i want to drop babies in you."

"Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar."

"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"