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Joke of the Day
"Nothing in the history of the English language has backfired more than the phrase ""calm down."""
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"My uncle Robert was a shit ventriloquist He used to stick his hand up my arse and tell me to say nothing"
"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again."
"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"
"What do you call a blind hooker Free"
"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""
"Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? ~Why? -Because she had no arms ... -Knock knock ~Who's there? -Well, it sure as shit isn't little Suzy"
"Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in? Neither did he."