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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."
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"I can't love you. I'm still in love with a girl I saw in a toothpaste ad 15 yrs ago. She winced when she ate ice cream, I can't abandon her."
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."
"Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt. Well, that and sex."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"
"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."
"My favorite knock knock joke when I'm feeling like an asshole. Knock Knock. Who's there? To. To who? Actually it's 'to whom'."
"coding humor 1 +1 ___ =10"
"Went to Bingo yesterday, Got two fat ladies... Worst 3some ever."
"What turns a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."