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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers"

"It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken."

"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"

"Looking for a flexible babysitter. My girlfriend only does missionary."

"Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now."

"One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb"

"Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans"

"Why do Jews hate sex? Because porkin isn't kosher."

"What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? ""All we are saying is give peas a chance."""

"I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, ""You can't do this to me!"" I said, ""I know... that's why I'm doing it to her."