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Joke of the Day

"It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken."

"I just heard Bill is interested in Hillary again... She's barely legal..."

"You know times are tough when you are totally jealous of your friends shopping spree... at the dollar store!"

"Mom: Wanna help gift rap? Me: In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playgro-- oh you mean WRAP? Nah homegirl you're on your own."

"Why were the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."

"On your deathbed tell everyone ""pray for me"" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says ""pray harder next time"""

"I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along."

"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."

"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That bastard's never paid for anything in his life."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny period"