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Joke of the Day
"It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken."
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"I came into a lot of money today. But now the bills are all stuck together :("
"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"
"2016 Denial 2017 Anger 2018 Bargaining 2019 Depression 2020 Acceptance"
"Which phone is most sold in Australia? The htc M8. Oi mate"
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing."
"Well at least Trump and I have one thing in common.. ..we both think his daughter is hot."
"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."
"Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home"