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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jews hate sex? Because porkin isn't kosher."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work"
"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"
"My brother thought it'd be hilarious to replace all my Adderall with Viagra... which explains how I've been studying so hard."
"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."
"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
"What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted."
"If you think 7 years of bad luck is too much for breaking a mirror ... try breaking a condom."
"What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day"
"Riddle me this Which does not belong: * Nipple clamps * Soy * Vibrator Answer: The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes."