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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your momma can't take a joke."

"How do you milk a sheep? With iPhone periph**e**rals."

"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."

"The only way coffee could be any better would be if you had to suck it out of a boob."

"A husband walks into the bedroom... ... and hands his wife 2 Advils. She says: ""But honey, I don't have a headache!"" ... To which he replies: ""Aha, I got you! Let's have sex then!"""

"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"

"Why didn't the ghost have any babies? Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)"

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink."

"Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes? Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags"

"Speed dating? You mean pizza delivered in less than 30 mins..."