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Joke of the Day

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink."

"Nothing's more infuriating than opening the in-flight magazine to see the Sudokus already half-done, in the colors of your rival Sudoku gang"

"What did the rapper say to the deli owner? Challah!"

"I found a way that will get you naked in seconds It'll knock your socks off"

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."

"Did you know that Hillary's planning on being the first TG President? Yeah - after she's elected, she has plans to turn into a woman."

"I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed."

"Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today"

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for a couple of centuries, it'll grow a culture."

"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"