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Joke of the Day
"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"
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"If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day"
"what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back? Who the hells been dressing me all these years?"
"""Pick a pencil. Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?""-Steve, shitty pencil magician"
"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"
"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""
"I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times."
"How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor."
"Son: ""I got expelled"" Dad: ""How?"" Son: ""I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."" Dad: ""That's pretty dumb but-"" Son: ""Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."" Dad: ""Ok?"" Son: ""And rub 1 out."""
"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"