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Joke of the Day

"Cans I work in a can recycling factory. My job is to crush cans. I don't enjoy it. It's soda pressing."

"Why does waldo wear stripes? So he isn't spotted."

"What's the difference between a dirty Greyhound station and a lobster with big breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job? Me: Someone found out my birthday and decorated my cubicle with balloons."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"

"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."

"If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!"

"Commas can change the meaning of a sentence. Example: I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas."

"How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's ""Like"" button?"

"PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please"