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Joke of the Day
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie."
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"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
"[4 strangers are smearing their bodily fluids on each other] [one turns to camera] ""There has to be a better way."" VOICEOVER: ""Hot tubs."""
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