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Joke of the Day
"If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?"
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"What car does Catwoman drive? A Purrgeot."
"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"
"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"
"Insert racist joke here... Change location of joke to Ferguson."
"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"
"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."
"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it."
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"